Intergalactic SandWHICH?

Take the lead as an ambitious yet clueless sandwich artist (ahem Shartist) at an intergalactic sandwich shop. While you have a selection of nonsensical toppings at your disposal, you'll soon learn that not all combinations will be appreciated by your unpredictable alien customers. Not only are you tasked with saving your dear patrons from their insatiable hunger, you must also adhere to their refined tastes... with a twist. In this galaxy, flavor is out and textures are in - nothing makes an alien happier than chomping on a sandwich to get those good, good mouth feels. 

Will you make a squishy, squirmy, or spiny sandwich? You'll need to do more than roll up your sleeves to please these hangry beings, like discerning their preferences through gurgles, grunts, and good old fashioned telepathy. Rest assured, displeased patrons won't be complaining to the manager, they'll simply burst into flames or get irrevocably ill. We advise you to pick your toppings like you'd pick your poison or your intergalactic journey will soon be over.